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Olivé Umar Sophronius

Olivé Umar Sophronius

My Bazooka Hero

The story about the Bazooka Man that changed my life. Daniel Shit started patrolling my village in 2004. He was an alien to our society…

Jan 16, 2023

My Bazooka Hero

Jan 16, 2023

Olivé Umar Sophronius

I Am Stopping My Best Habit. No More Shoving Grains of Rice Up My Ass.

In the fall of 2011, I began shoving one single grain of rice up my ass for every day that passed. A habit I proudly can say has defined me…

Jan 5, 2023

I Am Stopping My Best Habit. No More Shoving Grains of Rice Up My Ass.

Jan 5, 2023

Olivé Umar Sophronius

But sir!! If I follow your advice nobody will wish to coddle me lest I have peeled my cottons off!!!

Jan 4, 2023

Jan 4, 2023

Olivé Umar Sophronius

I'm sure this will make my panties full of pennies one day. Thank!

Jan 4, 2023

Jan 4, 2023

Olivé Umar Sophronius

STOP Waiting for Food. Just Cut Your Own Kneecaps Off.

If you’re interested in food, and impairing yourself for life you may well have seen this quote before: “Everyone in this country should

Jan 3, 2023

STOP Waiting for Food. Just Cut Your Own Kneecaps Off.

Jan 3, 2023

Olivé Umar Sophronius

Olivé Umar Sophronius

The slot carved out for me in the plane of existence means nothing other than being addicted to eating feces.

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